Dizzle - Lead Vocals/Rhythm Guitar
Born into Rock, Dizzle came into this world with rock and roll in his veins. At an early age of 6, while playing his Fisher Price Les Paul, he melted little Jimmy Smith's face (from down the street). Dizzle had found his place in the world of Rock...to melt the faces of the masses. Now as Lead Vocals, Rhythm Guitar, Founding Member and Chaplain of IRON KORDAS he rocks out as a legendary rocker.

Botox - Backup Vocals/Accoustic Guitar Botox may have the sweatiest legs in rock; both because of his steamy guitar playing and his dangerous pleather pants. Little is known about his past life except that he was once the coolest kid in high school. Botox may perform more than anyone in the band for his second job, but all that IK fans know about him is that his favorite word may be “Social”. Botox brings the boy-band element to IK with his more than often preppy outfits and complete set of backstreet boys action figures (complete with tourbus). But the band has never felt that Jeff does anything but raise the average rock-per-band-member to an unbelievably heavy level.

   Chaps - Backup Vocals/Miss Hamburger With her Janis Joplin vocals and legendary style, she brings balance to an often explosive mix of testosterone (and rock). Our only long-standing female member, she always knows the right dance move for every song...and at least a few of the words. In addition to her rock resume, she is also Miss Hamburger (from the Hamburger Festival in Akron, OH), where she beat out 3 12 year olds for the title.

   Slug Daddy - Bass Guitar All the way from prehistoric times Slug daddy brings the bass low and fast like a funky delirious cartographer of sound. He schlumps around on stage like he’s lost, but his sound is so precise that it could slice cheese from a distance of two hundred meters. Slug daddy is in constant competition with Magic-Trumpet to win the most tubular threads award. In his opinion he has only lost once which happened at the Chaps and Ham reunion tour where Magic Trumpet sported the most explosive costume of the night. People can say what they want about the Slug daddy but there is no disputing that he is the slimiest bass player in the galaxy.

               Magic-Trumpet Lopez - Lead Guitar A man who is aggressively sought after not only his good looks and ability to make a burrito that will make your knee caps explode, but also for his lead guitar heroism that forces listener’s to dream about fireflies fluttering in the depths of a cave. The Government thinks he was born in Bucyrus Ohio and lives and Hudson Ohio. Those closest to him know that he was actually brought to our planet by way of comet. His guitar playing is so righteous it can be from nowhere other than outer space. His presence emanates glory, and his guitar playing shoots out lightning bolts of sound, which makes him an essential member of the band.

   Zack Fierman - Drums Most recognizable in a giant banana costume he was the original drummer for IK. His drum chops are so fast that a fire extinguisher must now be kept near him at all times because he has spontaneously combusted at least four times. He is often absent From Gigs because of his on going search to collect candy from all countries of the world( he has 87 to go). But the rest of the band sticks with him as there stand by drummer because he rocks so hard that they now call him the beast of the music volcano.